I had a few beverages tonight while I watched the game with a couple of the guys. Had a party, had a little fun. I'm good at fun you know! And me and my friends got on the topic of a Bucket List. Mine is getting checked off quite nicely so I thought, for giggles and rum and cokes I'd make a new one. It's a silly and somewhat wild one. Beer induced and totally fun. Enjoy!
1. I want to share an oversized embryo with Lady Gaga and wear my tofu dress when she wears her meat dress!
2. I want to ruffle Justin Bieber's hair and call him little man.
3. I want to ride on a Harley with Bob Seger while playing Josh Groban tunes because that's just silly.
4. I want to trash a hotel room with Charlie Sheen and watch porn with the porn girls and discuss the merits of real vs silicone. Then I want a cat fight with Charlie as referee!
5. I want to share an embryo with Charlie Sheen and have him call me Goddess...sorry Gaga.you're out.
6. I want to trash a hotel room with Robert Downey Jr.(you see a theme here yet..yeah..I like the bad boys!)
7. I want to drink a lot of beer with the pope. At the Vatican. In robes and I want to wear his hat! Then I want to wrestle the popemobile keys from him because drinking and driving is bad even for the descendant of St. Peter!
8. I want to sell the pope's hat on ebay. Buy it now price, $1.99 Canadian(which is better than US now..neener neener) Paypal only, ships anywhere but that one hotel room that I trashed that night with Charlie and Robert Downey Jr.
9. I want to skate with Bobby Orr...oh wait..that one is real.
10. I wanta rock and roll all night..and party every day...I pretty much do this but the opposite!
11. I want to dance in a red bra in the audience of a rock video..oh wait..that one is real too.
12. I want to have Jim Cuddy's love child...damn...I'm having trouble distinguishing reality from fantasy tonight! Too much beer maybe.
13. I need more beer.
14. I have more beer. Where was I again?
15. I want to write a blog post that is a silly bucket list!
16. I want to make phone calls and run!
17. I want to ring doorbells and hang up!
19. I want to read the Bible backwards to see if it's like playing a Beatle's album backwards(that's freaky dude..seriously)
20. I want to write a blog post that is a silly bucket list! (what's with the de je vu?)
I am not drunk. I'm clean. Sober. Ask around. Ask Charlie Sheen!
|Enjoy your effin life~orders from the Queen of the World!!|